| Math Skills |
Deep knowledge of math |
"I don't need it", "There's a library for that", memorized math interview questions |
| Computer Knowledge |
All-level, big-picture knowledge of principles |
Knowledge of trivia ("This checkbox in this framework has to be unchecked.") |
| Specialization |
Generalist |
Hyperspecialized, knows one language/framework |
| Programming Languages |
C, Assembly, FORTRAN, Forth, Lisp, Common Lisp |
Python, JavaScript, Rust, Java, C#, C++2045, ... |
| Mostly Does |
Thinking about algorithms and data structures |
Typing glue code for different libraries, maintains systems, talks to people |
| Political Opinions |
Politically incorrect hippie anarcho pacifist |
Liberal capitalist feminist pro-black-lesbian LGBT fascist anti-Nazi |
| Hardware |
640x480 1990s laptop, no mouse |
2023 touchscreen 1080K Macbook with stickers, wireless $1000 AI gaming mouse |
| Memorized Knowledge |
10,000 digits of pi |
10,000 genders plus offensive words he mustn't say |
| Text Editor |
Vim, ed, ... |
Microsoft AI blockchain VSCode with 10,000 plugins running in 10,000 virtual sandboxes |
| Looks |
Fat, unwashed, unkept beard, dirty clothes |
Pink hair, fake glasses, $1000 T-shirt "sudo make sandwich HAHA BAZINGA", 10,000 tattoos |
| Gender |
Male |
Depends on mood |
| Race |
White |
Prefers not to specify, offended by the question |
| Hobbies |
Reading encyclopedias, chess, rocket science |
Distrohopping, browserhopping, githopping, editorhopping, TikTok, partying |